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Mehfil main kuch to sunana padta hai,
Gham chupakar muskurana padta hai,
kabhi unke hum bhi the dost,
Aaj kal unhe yaad dilana padta hai…
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Sharabi bhakt:- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte hai?
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Bhagwan- haa beta!
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Bhakt- To meri 40 botal police station me zapt hai woh chhudwa do.
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Ramlal-Doctor sahab!main chasma lagakar pad sakuga na.
Doctor-ha ha bilkul.
Ramlal-toh phir theek hai warna anpad admi ki jindgi bhi koi jindgi hai...
Ye jo peene pilane ki baat karte hai,
unse keh do kabhi hum bhi piya karte the,
jitni piker ye bahak jate hai,
utni to hum gilaso me chhod diya karte the....
America me light jaye to power office me phon krte h
Japan me jaye to fuse check krte h
Bt India me jaye to pdosi k ghar dekte h: Sbki gayi na...
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